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January 7th 2013

 
Crackers
 
 
 
For anyone who doesn't know what a cracker is, it isn't a savoury biscuit (mores the pity) in this case but a tube of brightly foiled cardboard that the hooman's insist on pulling apart on Christmas Day before they start to eat their dinner.
 
It contains a snap (makes a noise when the cracker is pulled in two), a novelty of dubious quality, a paper hat and a joke (traditionally of an unfunny nature)
 
 
I think the hoomans are crackers for wanting their dinner to go cold while they pull them but that's just me. Right?

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